69 posts tagged “nonsense”

A telemarketer call.
- Hello this is Meirav from Yedioth Ahronot. There are some special deals I'd like to offer you today. Are you a reader of our paper?
- I don't know how to read.
- Sorry??
- I don't know how to read.
- Okay, thank you, good bye. *click*
That was quick.

My first ever home-made postcard. Should I quit my day job yet?

Shot In Real Time

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The citizens' committee for prevention of building a Haredi school in Kfar-Yona is thinking up creative ways of battling the Local Council. One of them was the erection of a "tent of protest" in the place where the school is about to be built. The Russian description of this act (sent out via e-mail) turned out a bit funny:

Вчера группа жителей нашего города взяла инициативу в свои руки и построила палатку с плакатами протеста на месте где вскоре должен появиться центр оборзования для ортодоксов.
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Will Dan Dorfman Recover?

Went through some old documents, and encountered these strange paper cuttings. I cannot recall doing any of these things in 1995...

Dorfman Under Suspicion